How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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