Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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