apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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