I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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