Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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