so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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