and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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