So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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