In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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