Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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