Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Randomize
