Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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