i just wanna soil my oats bro
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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