office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
