I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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