Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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