I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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