You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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