Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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