Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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