Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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