nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You need a sexual gate keeper
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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