my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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