obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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