If i come over, it means nothing
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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