Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.