how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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