I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
