are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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