I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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