woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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