just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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