Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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