Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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