who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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