I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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