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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
BRING THE BAGELS