Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Your cock deserves a montage
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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