if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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