let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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