he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
