i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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