He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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