So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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