we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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