that's an acceptable place to lick
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
