So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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