i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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