Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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