What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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