beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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