whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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