If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think I sprained my soul last night
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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